SRQ2U
Watching parents let their son ignore their No's & laugh cuz they think it's cute. Now he's tossed their phones in the pool & I'm laughing!
about 16 hours ago
about 16 hours ago
LadyFriday
I lost at rock, paper, scissors to stylist Victor Ortega and this is what I get: http://twitgoo.com/5v9bv5
about 16 hours ago
about 16 hours ago
Schmoodles
How come people smart enough to sign a prenup are still dumb enough to get married?
about 18 hours ago
about 18 hours ago
JennyKens
@BadDalaiLama That's not what I saw supervising visits w moms n kids at treatment centers. They know they fucked up.
about 18 hours ago
about 18 hours ago
xtinewu
Frustration--->AFGO- Another F*king Growth Opportunity. http://yfrog.com/h0mzhfgj
about 18 hours ago
about 18 hours ago
cottonmouth1
@BadDalaiLama ....when Results prove Detrimental or Unfavorable in Nature.....it's probably time for the "Tough Love".....
about 18 hours ago
about 18 hours ago
DalyaElMaghraby
They say that when people share their fav. song with u they're showing u a glimpse of their soul. WELL THERE YA GO GUYS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmHQYlVol6Q
about 20 hours ago
about 20 hours ago
MJMcKean
There is nothing, natural or man-made, as elastic as the ethics of a zealot.
about 21 hours ago
about 21 hours ago
Schmoodles
I'd never judge a person based on their race, religion, age, or sexual preference, but I will rip a bitch to pieces for wearing ugly shoes.
1 day ago
1 day ago
DalyaElMaghraby
It took me long enough to admit this to myself, but I officially hate this country. Or I hate it a lot more than I love it. A LOT more.
1 day ago
1 day ago
BadDalaiLama
You see someone careening toward a cliff, and you say, "There's a cliff!" and they say, "Selfish liar!" and then they go over it usually.
1 day ago
1 day ago
nainysahani
"Life is pain, your highness. Anyone who says differently is trying to sell something". - Princess Bride, 1987
1 day ago
1 day ago
DalaiLama
HHDL on CNN’s Piers Morgan Tonight originally broadcast on April 25, 2012. http://youtu.be/iwddg-Mh9S0
1 day ago
1 day ago
nilayasabnis
one of the perks of shooting events: waitstaff eye candy. :) http://t.co/aWEwCMAJ
1 day ago
1 day ago


